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Crotch-phoning

Eatinglifeup.com has been proud to bring you such topics as Sexting, and I am sure will one day cover drunk-dialing but today I would like to discuss the phenomenon of Crotch-phoning.

Since this has happened to me numerous times on many different phones I am sure that it has happened to you as well. If not, perhaps a crotch phoned you and you didn’t realize it.

Crotch-phoning is when you bend over to tie your shoes and your phone randomly dials someone. Or you happen to run up the stairs a certain way and your phone decides to surf the web. Most of my phones even had keypad locks or special key sequences to press before you can dial but somehow the crotch still managed to break through.

So how are these phones safely stored in our pockets performing these amazing feats? No clue… but what I would like to know more is why are they? Is it that our crotches are lonely and want to reach out and touch someone. Or perhaps they get bored on that long road trip and decide to surf the internet. The other day in the doctor’s office mine tried to watch mobile TV. I doubt this mystery will ever be solved.

To Alan on Vancouver Island… I am sorry my crotch decided to phone you long distance last night!

5 comments to Crotch-phoning

  • Michel

    lol – how late did you call alan at?

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    admin Reply:

    LOL it was like 8pm my time so not bad, just a bunch of telephone tag ensued after my crotch dialed a friend.

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  • Lesley

    I always laugh when I pick up a call that has “crotch-dialed” me… all you hear is muffled noises. Sometimes so far away conversation but everything is clouded by the insulation of your pocket fabric.
    Not sure to this day if my phone has ever dialed out to someone though?!?

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  • Jackie

    LOL..I have never had the pleasure to being croch-dialed, or had mine in the need to reach out and call someone…mind you my phone does purse text, it hasn’t figured out how to send yet, but I am sure that it will. And I must say…my phone is quite the pervert!

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    admin Reply:

    LOL *introduces your phone to my phone*

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