WAZZZUPP!!!

Yo freaky freaks! EatingLifeUp’s camera here! I can’t believe he told the whole world that I had a few viruses.

I mean what’s so bad about a Trojan and who can’t handle the odd worm. My favorite worms are the ones saturated with Tequila!

I saw in the comments on that post that Nick suggested Neil purchase a waterproof case for my adventures. That just isn’t how I fly. Here are my bad a*s stats from my website: (Hmmm I wonder if I can say a*s on Neil’s blog)

• Shockproof to 6.6 FT – That is taller than Neil so even on his tippy toes he can’t shock me!
• Waterproof to 33 FT – That is how I take those underwater videos! No case for me!
• Crushproof to 220 LBS – That’s right! Sit on me! I dare you!
• Freezeproof to 14°F – True that is only -10 in Celsius but that didn’t stop me flashing myself in -30 weather on the ski hills.

So as you can see no need to worry about me, quick trip to the virus checker and I am A OK! How sick can I be if I managed to type this blog post?

As for the sleazy comment… well ya, that I am! LOL I leave you with my new favorite music video. However for the faint of heart and those at work I give you this warning…

Video is NSFW
 
 
(That means NOT
 
 
SAFE FOR WORK!)

So give it a watch in the comfort of your home. Or don’t, I am a camera, I don’t have feelings!