GTL Epic FAIL

We received a tip today that Neil was planning on a GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) day today so we had reporters staked out to follow his progress. Well things didn’t go so smoothly. After picking up his 6″ veggie sub at Subway Neil headed to the Kingsman for a run on the track. Seems he forgot his gym pass and had to wait in the non-VIP line and beg to get in. Then a source from the locker room said that he forgot his lock at home so had to run the track with all his valuables in his pockets because he didn’t have $0.50 on him. Granted he did seem pleased with his 8 minute mile on the track pushed himself and was pretty wheezy after.

He never did show up at Fabutan for his tanning appointment. Staff there had “No comment” as to why he canceled but all indications are he forgot his protective eye wear.

We still don’t know if he did any loading of the washing machine today but our Jasper ave reporter snapped these pics of him “Loading” a Starbucks coffee.

We snapped a picture of his cup to find out that he ordered a “Decaf, Venti, no room, mocha, Cafe Americano”. His usual Barrista confirmed that Neil orders this drink regularly because “It is only 155 calories and he says it tastes like an 80% cocoa dark chocolate bar”.