The bus shelter I wait at downtown has heaters suspended from the ceiling. They do a really good job, especially on those -30 or worse days. However on a day like today when it is -5 and windy outside they don’t really work for tall people. If I stay outside I freeze and my back gets sore standing on the cement. However if I go inside I have this hanging inches above my scalp…

This must be what a lasagna feels like when you put it on broil to brown up the cheese. To bad they weren’t tanning bed bulbs that could keep you warm and help with the GTL!